Remember after 1x03 when we were like ‘DUH GUYS IT’S OBVIOUS WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN, SHERLOCK IS GOING TO SHOOT THE BOMB AND HE AND JOHN WILL SOMEHOW BE ABLE TO DIVE IN TO THE POOL BEFORE THE BOMB HITS THEM EVEN THOUGH IT’S LIKE A FOOT AWAY GOD MOFF THINKS HE CAN PULL THE WOOL OVER OUR EYES FUCK NO WE’VE GOT THIS SHIT SUSSED!’
And then Moff was like ‘Lol no we’re just going to have Moriarty’s Stayin’ Alive ringtone go off’
And now we’re like ‘DUH GUYS SHERLOCK FELL IN THE TRUCK AND WITHIN THOSE FEW SECONDS HE MANAGED TO FAKE DROP ON TO THE GROUND COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND FAKE HIS OWN DEATH AND GET A BIKER TO KNOCK IN TO JOHN AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED THAT JOHN HIT HIS HEAD AND COULDN’T SEE OR FEEL SHIT SO MISSED SHERLOCK’S PULSE AND THEN HE AND MOLLY CALLED PEOPLE TO TAKE HIM AWAY ON A STRETCHER AND THEN MOLLY FAKED SOME DNA SO ALL THE TESTS RESULTS SAY IT IS DEFINITELY HIM IN THE GRAVE WHEN IT’S ACTUALLY SOME PERSON SHE STOLE FROM THE MORGUE’
And Moff will be like ‘Lol no we just-’ *insert some obvious but clever shit that we couldn’t even begin to think of*
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