robosteph replied to your post: ok. seriously. getting what amounts to pretty much…

how did you get one?

Not even sure I could explain.

I was chewing on a pistachio, trying to crack it.

Got lucky and sort of cracked it, but one of the sides was really sharp. My tongue got stuck in the middle piece that got cracked and when I jerked it out of the hole, it cut my tongue. 

slipintothewater replied to your post: ok. seriously. getting what amounts to pretty much…

I BET THAT SHIT HURTS LIKE A MOFO

IT REALLY DOES. IT’S IRRITATING AND PAINFUL. WAAAH.

thegr8mattsby replied to your post: ok. seriously. getting what amounts to pretty much…

Ah pistachios. I’ve cut my fingers trying to pry them shells open.

they fucking dissuade you from wanting to consume the tasty innards.